Personal Ads Decoded - What They Are 'Really' Saying
While browsing one of our favorite online dating review sites, 101Date.com, we came across their 'Personal Ad Decoder for Men and Women' article. Needless to say, we were quite entertained, and honestly, they were right on the money with some of their 'definitions'. Here are some of our favorites: Men's Personal Ad Decoder: - Man’s man: Hair growing everywhere even where seemingly impossible
- Loves strong coffee: Usually hung over
- Romantic: Has Viagra prescription
- Active: Gets up to get his own damn beer
- Considerate: Leaves seat up and is a bad aim
- And our favorite: Loves family: Will probably hit on your sister
Women's Personal Ad Decoder: - Adventurous: Slept with everyone
- Open-minded: Desperate
- Wants soul mate: Stalker
- Friendship first: Former Slut
- Athletic: No breasts
- And our favorite: New-Age: Body hair in the wrong places
Women’s English Decoder:- I am sorry: You’ll be sorry
- I am not upset: Of course, I am upset, you moron!
- Maybe: No
- And our favorite: Do what you want: You will pay for this later
Men’s English Decoder:- I am hungry: I am hungry
- May I have this dance?: I’d like to have sex with you
- I don’t think your shoes go with that outfit: I’m gay
- And our favorite: I am bored: Do you want to have sex?
Go to this page on 101date.com to read more.P.S. Guys, if you're tired of trying to 'read a woman's mind', watch this video from Pandora's Box. It'll show you EXACTLY what she's thinking. It's not a gimmick, but you have to watch the entire video! The end of it may shock you. Good luck! P.S.S. Ladies, have you ever wondered what the heck is going on in your man's mind? Yes, a lot of times, absolutely nothing! But, occasionally, they really are thinking about something. If you'd like to captivate a man and make him fall in love with you, we'd highly suggest you check out The Woman Men Adore...and Never Want to Leave. It's a must-read!
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